Cold pizza is the greatest. When you order a pizza it comes hot. It doesn't matter why you've ordered it or how many people are having some, you have bought that pizza. But cold pizza is just a gift. It's left over. You didn't earn it. You ate all the hot pizza that you could the night before, and probably gave away some of the extra. So when you wake up the next morning and you see three cold slices of pizza, what you're really seeing is a gift from life. It's life's way of saying, "here you go friend. Breakfast is on me today." So don't even bother with warming it up. Just show your gratitude by taking it right out of the fridge and eating it immediately. Plates and napkins? Optional.

Three cheers for cold pizza for breakfast.

Awesome!