There are times in life when a cleenex just isn't going to get the job done. Now you can choose to be a sissy and go through the rest of the day clogged up. You can play it safe. But great men never play it safe. And they don't use cleenexes either. There is another option out there. Sure, some might call you a radical. Others might mock and scorn you. But rest assured. They are scared. They are intimidated by the confidence that you possess. So rear your head back, take a deep breath while plugging the uneffected nostril, and make way for the snot rocket. You know it's awesome.